I don’t believe in Santa but I’m willing to ho-ho-whore myself out to Santa and all the elves if I can just have this beautiful Dirt Lid helmet. Heck, get in line Mrs Claus.
You might be wondering why I want this helmet so much – simple – it would be the perfect safety accent to my mountain bike which just happens to be black and pink, and girls, you want to look good when you smoke some guy on the trails.
Anyhow, other than the bit with the three cops that I was not charged for, I have been poised1, prim and proper2, particularly polite3, pleasant4, punctual5 and just a swell chic.
Eagerly awaiting the sounds of Santa’s balls bells…
[1] really…
[2] well, I try.
[3] [4] Let it go unless you want me to default on [1] or [2]
[5] mmhmm – yes I have been.
